Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Illustre Basinella!

I had dinner at Spago this week with some important friends and tried out Wolfgang’s newest dish. He calls it “ K.F.C. Illustre basinella” and let me tell you…it was superb! The bottom layer of the dish was a creamy white vegetable that had been churned to the perfect consistency. The next layer was a imported yellow maize cooked to perfection. The star of the meal was the flash fried duck (I believe it was duck) that had an amazing brown truffle glaze sause drizzled on it. The whole thing was topped off with 3 amazing French cheeses. I know most of you wish you could dine where I dine but you will just have to enjoy these pleasures through my blog.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

I did nothing of the sort!!!

Every once in a while, someone crosses the line and takes something I said, in confidence, out of context. Today, I'm reading the UK Times Online while enjoying a hot green tea, and I notice this headline and story:

Rice tells Japan: 'We will defend you'

No I didn't! Never once in my conversation with Japan did I say "We will defend you". I might have said, "We will befriend you" or "My son loves Pokemon" but the thought of defending a country that I barely know is ludicrous.

Anyhoo, I'm off to comment on some other important blogs that say important things....

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Sensual Amber

So the Bath and Body Works Christmas catalog just came in the mail. There is a new scent called Sensual Amber (which is creepy simply because my sister's name is Tina). There's something about a stuffed bunny holding "Wickedly Hot Chocolate Shimmer" Body Lotion that just screams Jesus' Birthday.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Bloggin' In Bed

Yeah...that's right. Before I read another chapter in my Morman book, thought I would blog. Thing is, I'm bloggin on my bed. I feel like I'm on an episode of Star Trek, except that I'm in my bed bloggin'.
Goodnight to all my S.I.B. fans.

I am barely breathing and I can't seem to find the freakin' air...

So I was at CPK today with some friends. Duncan Sheik was playing over the sound system and we began to think of all of the great hits performed by Duncan. I would like to highlight a few of my favorites:
1993 - Walk on the Ocean
1994 - Only Wanna Be With You
1995 - Enter Sandman
[dry spell]
2001 - Free Bird (cover)
2003 - Your Body is a Wonderland

As you can see, DS has written and performed some of greatest songs of all time. As I finished blogging my blog, let me quote DS (feel free to sing along)

"And I'll be your crying shoulder
I'll be your love suicide
and I'll be better when I'm older
I'll be the greatest fan of your life" - Duncan

I love coffee. In an effort to lose some weight, my wife purchased me some creamer that is sugar free. I can't tell the difference. She can.

Before going to church my wife ironed my pants. The care she takes in ironing, reminds me of the love of God...good, gentle and above all, loving...

Too Late to Blog my Blog

I shouldn't have had that 3rd cup of coffee tonight. I walked down my hallway 4 times in a 5 hour period and I watched 20 minutes of Nightline. Off to bed to dream of walking on a beach with seagulls.

Coffee and Breakfast

So this morning, I got out of bed at 10:30am and I had coffee at breakfast at 11:45ish. I then spent some time reading a book about Mormons.